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| Global warming is caused by farts. If we all stop drinking Guinness and eating kebabs, we're home free. Fat people are especially to blame. Al Gore probably hates fat people, the smelly farting bastards. | Gender | Age | | | Male | 29 |  | | Last Active | Profile Views | | 3 weeks | 3965 times |  | | Share the Luv | |  | 19 |
| |  | | Commander Stiofan Of The Island's URL | | http://www.bebo.com/mrweekend |  | | Member Since | | | February 2005 | |
Commander Stiofan Of The Island says: "Please help me raise money for the Bolivian kids in the orphanage where I'm volunteering...http://boliviakids.chipin.com/bolivi..." (35 weeks ago) me too! | | Music | | Any polyphonic ringtone, especially in a library or cinema. |  | | Films | | Contaminated Man, Silent Scream, Sweet November, My Date With Drew and Miami Vice. Absolutely the worst 5 films ever made. I'm in the process of compiling a bottom 10. Watch this space. |  | | Sports | | Throwing hotdogs at english birds |  | | Scared Of | | Children who can twist their heads all the way round 5 times while shouting "DIE DIE DIE DIE" |  | | Happiest When | | Wanking |  |
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